Sunday 1 November 2020

PALAEO DIET PULP Battle Report (Mutant Chronicles): BLITZKRIEG!

Today I played a Solo game with the expansion of Palaeo Diet: Pulp.
The scenario is simple: the Bauhaus Hussars must save a Cybertronic Medic (Dr. Diana) from the clutches of an Dark Legion Heretic.

Somewhere in Venus, in the dark depths of a northern forest...

Kapitain Mactus Weiss was annoyed. His superiors had agreed to the Cartel request in recovering a female doctor who had been captured by a heretic cult. Normally he would have been proud to lead a rescue mission, especially if the person to be rescued was a beautiful woman. However the woman to rescue was "Dr. Diana" just an emotionless clone from Cybertronic. He didn't like risking his men's life for a soulless doll, but he should obey orders. He hoped, at least, that the informations the doctor gathered was worth the risk.
"Well Kameraden, I demand a quick and clean action. We will save the "doctor" and return to base."

Overview of the board:

Dr. Diana and the Heretic Mazlo

The Bauhaus Hussar Squad of Kapitain Mactus Weiss.

 The Hussars move quickly toward their target for two turns, without encountering resistance.


An Hussar reaches Dr. Diana and guide her to salvation. Meanwhile the other Hussars cover them and the Hussar with SMG open fire to two heretic legionnaires, defeating them. Mazlo and a legionnaire move away.
Kapitain Weiss: "Well done Kameraden! We are too fast and disciplined for this heretic scum, they are more cowardly than I imagined. Now we must protect the doctor until we will reach a safe place!"

The Hussars continue their fast retreat, one of the Hussars is cursed and hit by a Heretic Legionnaire but survive the shot.
Kapitain Weiss "Move, move! They are reorganizing, let's not give them time to take the initiative. Let's retreat with our prize!"

The Hussar and Dr. Diana reach a safe place, while the other Hussars cover their retreat.
Kapitain Weiss: "Mission accomplished. I am proud of you, Kameraden. We have accomplished our mission with the usual Bauhaus efficiency."

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